Adhd-Love-Social-Survivals

🎯 KILLER TITLE Why Your ADHD Makes You Feel Like a Walking Symptom (And How to Reclaim Your Identity) 🎨 Visual Hook: Include a DALL·E prompt for a title image: ‘A fragmented cartoon character slowly piecing themselves back together, pop-art style, with vibrant colors and a sense of hope.’ 📖 RELATABLE OPENING — “Take One” Me: “I’ll just check my work email real quick.” Also me, three hours later: “Why am I researching the history of paperclips and redesigning my entire resume… again?...

🤯 Is Your ADHD Relationship Stuck in Babysitting Mode? (The 5-Minute Rescue) Me: “I’ll just quickly load the dishwasher.” Also me, two hours later: “Why am I researching the history of porcelain manufacturing?” 🎨 [MidJourney: Overwhelmed office worker with 57 browser tabs, one labeled ‘Important Thing™’ with a giant red arrow pointing to it.] It started innocently enough. Dave, bless his heart, meant to take out the trash. But then he got sidetracked by a fascinating YouTube documentary about the mating rituals of Bolivian tree frogs....

👻 Why Your ADHD Brain Ghosts Even People You ❤️ (And the “Reply Rescue” Hack) Me: Sees a text from my best friend. Also me: “I’ll reply in 5… hours.” *My brain: ERROR 404 - TEXTING PROTOCOL NOT FOUND. 🎨 Visual Hook: MidJourney: “Cartoon character looking lovingly at their phone, but a giant ghostly hand is preventing them from typing a reply. Background is a chaotic swirl of notifications and to-do lists....

💔 Why Your ADHD Brain Thinks Every Breakup Is the END OF THE WORLD (And How to Hit Reset) Me: Finally starting to feel okay after the breakup. My brain: Remember that one time they looked at you funny? Also my brain: Play that memory on a loop for the next 72 hours. 🎨 [Cartoon: A tiny cartoon person inside a brain frantically pulling levers labeled “Sadness,” “Regret,” and “Why Me?...